Total Medals Earned: 840 (From 112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,145 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Solve the first puzzle
Solve all the levels
Make friends with a bird
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Destroy a cracked wall
Kill an enemy by crushing it with a platform or a rock
Teleport using the goddess sigil
Hit 10 switches
Headshot 20 Enemies
Kill 50 Enemies
Get all 90 stars
Defeat slithrix and complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Achieve a star rating.
Unlock a bonus level.
Unlock the secret levels.
Finish half the regular levels.
Complete all 50 regular levels.
Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.
Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (75/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (110/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents